2008 Irish Toast Contest Winners
Second Place
By Keeley
I came to compete again this year
The last time I won 3 cases of beer
That’s a grand prize, don’t you think
But the trouble is, I don’t really drink
My doctors say have no fear
Drink, drink, drink a beer
But after only 3 swallow go down
Well, let’s just say , I’m the cheapest date in town
My eyes begin to blur and swirl
Shortly after that, I just want to hurl
So for everyone’s sake, I do not partake
But I love the crowd it brings around
Cheers, Slainte`
Second Place
By Keeley
I came to compete again this year
The last time I won 3 cases of beer
That’s a grand prize, don’t you think
But the trouble is, I don’t really drink
My doctors say have no fear
Drink, drink, drink a beer
But after only 3 swallow go down
Well, let’s just say , I’m the cheapest date in town
My eyes begin to blur and swirl
Shortly after that, I just want to hurl
So for everyone’s sake, I do not partake
But I love the crowd it brings around
Cheers, Slainte`