2008 Irish Toast Contest Winners

Second Place
By Keeley

I came to compete again this year
The last time I won 3 cases of beer

That’s a grand prize, don’t you think
But the trouble is, I don’t really drink

My doctors say have no fear
Drink, drink, drink a beer

But after only 3 swallow go down
Well, let’s just say , I’m the cheapest date in town

My eyes begin to blur and swirl
Shortly after that, I just want to hurl

So for everyone’s sake, I do not partake
But I love the crowd it brings around

Cheers, Slainte`